so um FIRST KISS headcanons under the cut beware it’s long and rambly and they are all just basically ONE LONG RUN ON SENTENCE and there is no proper grammar and lEAVE NOW WHILE U CAN oKAY

One: okay so One totally had his first kiss at camp obviously okay so it was his first year at weehawken, he was like 13 or something, and he was pissy and introverted because he didn’t even want to go in the first place so yeah he started hanging out with his cabin mate nightmare because nightmare hated camp too and they’d sneak off at night and do delinquint stuff like step on bugs and measure their penises together and stuff and nightmare is kind of a dick because he’s a few months older than one so he automatically thinks he’s cooler, and one night he’s teasing one for being ~inexperienced and so one’s all pouty and angry and all ‘shut UP BUTTHOLE’ and eventually nightmare just leans over and kisses him and it’s messy and awkward and nightmare says “there. you had your first kiss. now you’re not a loser anymore.” and they neVER BRING IT UP AGAIN YEP

Creep: okay now a few years later creep shows up at camp as a little bitty preteen and one’s about 16 now i guess and creep gets put into one and nightmare’s cabin and nightmare’s always a dick to anyone younger than him so he always is mean to creep but one totally sticks up for creep all the time and creep totally has a lame crush on one cause he’s so COOL AND BADASS AND HE TOTALLY LETS CREEP HOLD HIS HAND WHEN THEY TELL SCARY STORIES AROUND THE CAMPFIRE anyways yeah so one night he was getting really bad homesickness and nightmare was being a dick about it and making fun of him and calling him a ~baby~ and creep just sort of stormed out of the cabin and his eyes were stinging but he waSN”T GONNA CRY OKAY NOPE NO CRYING and he didn’t notice one running after him until a hand yanked his hood and he flailed a bit and then next thing he knew he was being hUGGED BY THE COOLEST GUY IN CAMP and creep sort of just flails again and his eyes are still wet and slightly blurry so he doesn’t see one’s face coming closer until a pair of lips are pressed against his own and creep says ‘whAAT R U DOINGGG’ and one just shrugs and says ‘idk. distracting you?’ and yeah creep’s little shota heart just absolutely fLUTTERS MAN

Swag: now, swag has been coming to camp ever since he turned the age that allowed you to be enrolled (his mother had kept track, and as soon as he was old enough she shipped him out every summer ;~;) and so swag kNOW THINGS and he thinks he’s like camp queen and stuff, and he acts all superior and sometimes bullies the other kids and woow he’s only like TWELVE but he’s a vicious sassy little fucker, and one night he’s hanging out with one down by the lake, just them two, (and swag MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A BIG GAY CRUSH ON THE OLDER BOY BECAUSE WOW HE’S COOOOOL) and anyways, swag’s trying to boss around one and be a little bitch and one’s finally like ‘u need to check urself before u wreck urself’ and swag’s just like ‘wHAT DID U SAY TO ME’ and one just sort of pulls him into his lap and grabs his chin and kisses him hard and swag flails a bit and his hat falls off and he squeaks because one’s got his HAND UP SWAG”S SHIRT AND HIS HANDS ARE COLD SHIT but then one pulls away and swag’s sunglasses are all crooked and his hair is mussed up and he just whispers ‘….gay’ and one just rolls his eyes and pulls out a cigarette

Entre and Ink: so entre was kind of a goody goody kid, following around all the camp counselors and tattling on the kids that were doing ~BAD THINGS~ so nobody really liked him all that much. they always made fun of him behind his back and woooow sometimes entre would hear them and try to brush it off and he’d hear things like ‘ENTRE’S VISOR IS SO LAME’ and ‘WOW HE’S SO STUCK UP’ and ‘I BET HE PEES THE BED’ (and that only happened ONCE OKAY ONLY ONCE SHUT UP) so anyways one day he’s sitting on the stairs of his cabin after overhearing a few choice things about himself (including his visor again and wow does it really look stupid??? SHIT) and suddenly Ink sits next to him. entre KNOWS of ink, but they never really liked, talked before. maybe exchanged a few words here and there but they never hung out or anything before, so entre’s just like ‘…hi?’ and ink smiles at him, all wide and shiny because of his headgear and ink understands entre’s pAAAIN because the kids make fun of him too because he’s super tall for his age, all lanky and awkward, and his headgear doesn’t help and he chews on pens so there’s always ink stains covering his shirt and wowow entre and ink are just two lame-o’s together that want to have FRIENDS and be HAPPY and ink just looks at him and says ‘i don’t think your visor’s stupid. i think it’s pretty cool.’ and entre just sort of presses their mouths together, and it’s both of their first kisses so it’s awkward and weird and they’re metal mouths click together loudly and entre’s visor pokes ink in the eye but when they pull apart ink is blushing and entre is blushing and they are just two blushing bABBYS and entre’s just like ‘….thanks.’ and they become bffs the end uvu

Bitter: so bitter doesn’t have his first kiss until highschool. he was quiet and introverted during camp because he ahtes people and he hated camp and they made him wear that STUPID SHIRT and wow he just disliked it alot. so once he starts highschool, he starts talking to swag a bit more and wow okay swag got HOT?? what?? (it’s called puberty bitter u stupid) anyways so bitter is swooning over swag but swag is ALWAYS hanging out that weird kid who smells like smoke and has lip rings and generally just doesn’t give a fuck and yeah. so one day swag misses school and bitter really doens’t know what to do without him there so when one comes up to him and says ‘wanna skip 3rd period?’ bitter just shrugs and follows him to the bleachers. they sit there for a while, one smoking a cigarette languidly and wow one is BORING why does swag hang out with him? and then bitter just thinks swagswag SWAG? i lIKE SWAG A LOT and he LIKES ONE and wow okay what do so he just sort of turns and glares at one and says ‘make out with me’ and one just sort of raises an eyebrow and waits a beat before stubbing out his cig and saying ‘okay’ and he pulls bitter forward and goes to town and he tastes like smoke but he’s warm and solid and wow he’s a REALLY GOOD KISSER and he’s got bitter pressed against him, hand sneaking under bitter’s hoodie and pressing against his lower back and his lip rings clink against bitter’s teeth and he feels so SMALL in one’s arms and yeah the pull apart eventually and bitter just sort of stares while one lights up another cig. and then the next day bitter brags to swag about how he TOTALLY made out with one and swag goes silent before grinning and clapping his hands and bitter just blinks because what what is happening and suddenly swag lunges forward and kisses bitter squarely on the lips and bitter goes ‘WHAT WAIT WHAT’ and swag just smiles at him and says happily ‘POLYGAMY!!!!’

the end

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um yeah yeah this is starting to become too long and rambly and i should really STOP YEP SORRY FOR THIS

if you stayed here until the end

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